You again.

The sweaty creepy little You who makes my skin crawl. You make me physically sick. I can hear you in the kitchen again, snorting and rustling. Don't speak to me. You repulse me. It's also becoming apparent that you want to expose yourself to myself and Other Female Housemate. I appreciate that you were drunk the first time it happened, but that's not an excuse. I've been drunk countless times myself, and yet I've never wandered naked through the house. You came in, wandered into the living room and saw OFH sat there and then retreated to your room. Where you turned your recording of YOURSELF playing the guitar and your awful tuneless, toneless singing, stripped and carried washing into the laundry room. Why? To top it off, why the hell would you then stand in the doorway staring at her You disgusting little freak.
The other day you knew she was home. You knew I was home. You then chose to have a shower and not lock the door. How do I know? Because I opened the bathroom door, intending to wash my hands, and was greeted with the sight of your bum. You know I saw, you heard the door slam as I wheeled away, wanting to vomit. So why did you not immediately lock the door? No, instead you had your entire shower without locking the door, dressed and then came into the living room to smirk at myself and OFH. Why would we want you to save us seats at a quiz that I have attended ONCE in the last 6 months, and that OFH hasn't attended for 3 months? The smirk on your face showed us both that you just wanted to prove that you wouldn't apologise for not locking the door.
I appreciate that sometimes these things happen, people forget to lock doors. However if it is an accident, they will lock the door immediately, they will not shower without bothering to lock it. I swear if you do it again, you and I will have a massive falling out.
Why is it every time I start to try and make an effort with you, you go and do something disgusting? Like your inappropriate comments to my friend (who was a year older than the kids you teach), like the comments you made to my friend's THIRTEEN year old daughter and her friends that made them all so uncomfortable that Sherbert Lemon will not bring her daughter's friends here again, and she will destroy you if you go anywhere near her daughter. You're a teacher for crying out loud! You NEED to make sure that you never open yourself up to accusations of inappropriate behaviour towards children. You are a disgusting little freak.