I'm so fucking tired of dickhead customers. Use some common sense you fucking morons! Instead of walking into a store and bitching "Look, they don't even bother to tidy up" have a think about who it is that causes the mess. How I wish I could stand next to you and reply "I know, it's disgusting. We work so hard to try and keep everything neat but so many customers just throw things on the floor. And then demand discount because it's got a mark."
Discount rats piss me off no end. "There's a bit of foundation on this top." Yes, and it matches that mark on your face where yours has rubbed off. "I want a discount." 'Well I can take 10% off, but there will be no return allowed on the item' "no, I'll pay half price". Fuck off. I will not bargain with you, I don't care that much about the sale (by the way it's £1.50! If you're so hard up you can't pay £1.50 for a bloody top then there's no hope for you). Also, I can see when you're pulling buttons off and putting them in your pocket. You do realise that all I'll do is get your size out of the stockroom and take the damaged one away? Oh, and don't bother trying to insist that "It's on a reduced rail upstairs, there's loads of them". No, it's not. That item is from a department on this floor, I KNOW this floor, and that is new stock in. Take a running jump.
Finally, I swear if you don't keep an eye on your fucking demon spawn, except to smile indulgently at the little shits while they destroy our store, I will 'accidentally' kick them and you. I might even kick you twice. Just for the hell of it.
Just fuck off until you learn 1) parental control, 2) basic manners and 3) that you are not the centre of my fucking universe.
